masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK


thehollythatwillbe:

seventyf1ve:

Are seals even real

hey there lil buddy :)))

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

japhers:

buffdaddyjohn:

ybee:

ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist

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help

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#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T

IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON

got dem moves 

What does an average morning look like for a SeaWorld pilot whale?

seaworldcares:

If you’re a pilot whale at SeaWorld, your morning routine would look something like the following…

FIRST, you would get a morning physical (with the obligatory belly rub!)

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NEXT, some husbandry training may be part of your morning routine. Below, this trainer is encouraging the pilot whale to blow out of its blow hole. 

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THEN, it’s playtime! This toy was crafted from two existing pilot whale environmental enrichment devices with gelatin holding it together. 

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flyingchange:

Scoop on his first indoors ribbon: can I eat it


ludgatess:

I feel like this gifset is missing someone important:

(Source: sheoing)


zookeepingitreal:

nimwey:

freedomforwhales:

These are some photos of various Commerson’s Dolphin wild captures that took place between 1978 to 1987. The facilities that partook in these captures include:

  • Seaworld
  • Duisburg Zoo
  • Sunshine international Aquarium
  • Bahia Blanca
  • Marinepia Matsushima Aquarium
  • Toba Aquarium 

None of these animals except for 2 are alive today, and it was believed that 53 animals were captured. This is the industry you are putting your dollars into when you buy a ticket to a marine park housing dolphins in captivity. 

I can only imagine what a traumatic experience it is to be scooped up out of the ocean and carted off to live in a box until you die (apparently very shortly after).

Captivity kills.

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"This is the industry you are putting your dollars into when you buy a ticket to a marine park housing dolphins in captivity."

*Sigh*

No, it is not, because captures don’t happen anymore.
Furthermore, every single animal that has ever been in the care of man originally came from the wild.

Every dog, wolf, fox, bushdog, raccoon, badger, bear, cat, lion, leopard, tiger, lynx, cheetah, civet, hyena, meerkat, mongoose, rat, capybara, rabbit, shrew, hedgehog, monkey, ape, lemur, colugo, elephant, rhino, tapir, horse, zebra, antelope, deer, goat, sheep, cow, buffalo, camel, pig, hippopotamus, bat, seal, anteater, armadillo, kangaroo, opossum, koala and platypus, every eagle, falcon, ostrich, hummingbird, parrot, cockatoo, toucan, hornbill, woodpecker, vulture, egret, zebra finch, penguin, raven and turaco, every iguana, gecko, komodo dragon, water monitor and anole lizard, every king cobra, reticulated python, anaconda, redtail boa and viper, every goldfish, gourami, cichlid, stingray, parrotfish, angelfish and shark, and many, many, many more - have all been captured in the wild, more or less recently.

Unlike the rest of you, I don’t consider other animals of lesser worth than cetaceans.

If you’re going to boycott marine parks, you better become an anti-pet, anti-zoo vegan right away, or you’re a hypocrite.

^Fucking thank you. Could not have said it better myself. 

The idea that the United States currently obtains any sort of cetacean from captures needs to end now. 

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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